Blushing, I glanced down at the orange cord. “You mean the app,” I said. “I mean
... I guess I'm gay now. And looking for a sugar daddy. Those are the nice ones.

Why many men — even gay ones — are embarrassed by having their hair ... to
the blue-tinged developer that makes you look like Grandma or the cornrows of ...
or the end result of some force of nature (a condo on the beach, a sugar daddy).
... a series of unearthly hues from scary white to greenish blue to Day-Glo orange.